i did the math
and learned a very important
fact about myself:
i am 1,000 times less important
than Alex Rodriquez.
if you translated out net human value,
as measured in current dollars,
he would be over one mile tall
to my mere 5-foot-11-and-three-quarter
inches.
no wonder he cannot hit
in October
while i have no problem
doing my 1,000-times-less-meaningful job
well.